I have no idea why I find little kids dancing to hip hop amusing. I do have a have fasination with synchronization though.
I don’t think I’m cool enough for Tumblr. Everyone here feels indie and hip. I’m just silly and overtly girly.
I’d make a hot boy!– Amanda, when discussing next year’s halloween costumes.
My mom is too old for Christmas.– Coworker, on why he hadn’t gone Christmas shopping yet.
Holy crap. I own a home.
Oh god, dealing with large sums of money is so nauseating….
Who do you do?
I wonder if “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” exist primarily to serve outsiders’ need to have a complete gossip-understanding of your life. OLD: Kevin: “So what’s up, Dan? Are you still dating Katie?” Dan: “Well, she’s sort my girlfriend, I mean, we’re in an open relationship… we’re sort of lovers, kind of date-friends, I...
My head hurts so much right I want to stab my brain to make it stop.
In a month I’m going to be 25. Geez. Well, I’m not where I’d thought I would be in my life at that age (a fabulous multi-millionare), but I’m doing pretty well for myself so far. I don’t know why the thought of my birthday is freaking me out though. Januarys have never been a good month for me.
I'm so looking forward to this movie. →
Zwatre Piet means ‘Black As Hell’– My Mom, while asking her to repeat her childhood Christmas stories to me.
This morning I woke up to the sound of my bulldog, Lola, puking on my backpack that I use to carry my computer to work. Before I could clean it up, she re-ate it because she didn’t want to get in trouble…. Lovely.