No other voting bloc in the country faces this... →
” Oh Jesus. I knew CNN’s article about black women having to choose between voting their sex and voting their race was stupid, but I didn’t realize they actually wrote, “No other voting bloc in the country faces this choice.” … Um, CNN? …White men?” -Cacahuate And apparantly so many people were angry at that article a follow-up was put up. Racism...
Captain Marvel picked me because of my red, white, and blue balls!!– Steven Colbert
Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way...– Philip Johnson (via ceallaigh) Sounds like any freelance worker. :)
Penn and Teller show you how to do the Saw Trick.
you down with MHC? →
Since everyone else is chiming in on that post… This the quote that everyone seems to focus on, “A chemist associated with the studies “wonders if the Pill may contribute to divorce… Women pick a husband when they’re on birth control, then quit to have a baby and realize they’ve made a mistake.” I read that article about a week ago when I got the magazine in the mail, and at first...
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true...– Bertrand Russell, philosopher and writer
Trimming The Fat
“Remember this rant about how Tumblr’s ease of use would faciliate diarrhea-like excessive blog posting? Well, it’s come to fruition. Right now I’m following 35 people. Most of those people know how to use Tumblr responsibly and only post when they have something worthwhile to say. Others don’t, and it’s causing me “TMI-tis” (just coined that: the...
Why you SHOULD be friends with your exes. →
by my brilliant friend Moe over at Jezebel (thank you to Lydia for pointing this out to me!!) As Moe writes, and I agree 435%, paraphrasing Julie Delpy in 2 Nights in Paris: It’s just so TERRIBLY SOUL CRUSHING to get into a relationship with someone thinking you wouldn’t be there if there wasn’t any sex, that you wouldn’t value the person even as a friend, that the...
It doesn’t matter how good or bad the [Amazon Kindle] is, the fact is that...– Steve Jobs Steve is right and it makes me sad. I need to read somemore books damnit.
Dog farts are the worst.
Brianisinyou: Live →
We’re doing our first premeditated live show tonight, at midnight EST. We encourage viewer participation via skype (username: brianisinyou) and via text. If you plan on sitting in front of your computer tonight, I recommend you check it out. — lifeofbk There is no reason not to watch this show. Come on… It’s Tuesday night. And if you do have something more entertaining to do...
Boo! To bosses calling on vacation time (not mine so you know who I am talking about) — gissi I hope she didn’t pick up the phone.
Someone just brought my attention to the fact that there are all these “body scrub” soaps that use tiny bits of plastic for the scrubbing factor. So of course those tiny bits of plastic end up in the ocean where they are eaten by tiny sea creatures, which throws a pretty big wrench in this whole FOOD CHAIN thing we have going on. Come on, guys. — dalasverdugo Well…. great. :(
Dick vs Asshole
Star: Isn't it more of a dick thing to do rather than an asshole thing to do?
Kelly: I think its an asshole move.
Star: I dont know, assholes are mean, but not intentionally, a dick means it.
Kelly: I disagree, assholes know when they are being assholes.
Star: Whats the difference between an asshole and a dick? There is some kind of difference, right? (turns to an unassuming Bunny)
Bunny (a bit taken back): uhhh, they're pretty much the same thing.
I’m sitting at the car dealership, listening to Muse, and waiting for my car after an oil change. I’d be bored out of my mind without this phone.