When to the Upper East Side Garden with the girls...
Cookie Monster is still my favorite. Even with the whole “sometimes food” agenda..
Satin In A Coffin, by Modest Mouse. From the concert on Monday. It took Vimeo like two hrs to upload this. My bandwidth sucks.
56 Reasons to Have Sex →
whateverlolawants: Some of my personal favorites: 9.) Protect your pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains zinc, calcium, and other minerals proven to fight tooth decay. 14.) Put more pep in your step. Rhode Island-based relationship expert Scott Haltzman, M.D., says that women absorb some of the testosterone men secrete in their ejaculate. The payoff: “The increased...
If President Bush was handling his own email a decade ago even though he has...– Why Johnny can’t Google (via azspot) (via marco)
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...– George Carlin (1937-2008) (good one, livejamie) (via mareen)
Comedian George Carlin dies in L.A. →
Ugh…. So tired. I spent the entire day with my mom, aunt, and cousin. We went to IKEA and a couple of other stores. Had a couple of arguem— debates with my cousin and I won. Also, I think I’m getting sick. :( My throat is sore and I have that feverish feeling.
Hehehehe.... fighting the smears and all...
There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American’s duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones. Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower. Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, “WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ...
Great job! Now fuck off.– Gordon Ramsay (via jacobbijani)
I just had an interesting encounter. It was a conversation with two new people in the building. They have opened up this kick-ass, yoga studio, art space, hair salon, tai chi center. Where they will have the most “fabulous dinner parties in Miami.” The woman, who was a little tipsy, was explaining to how the yoga instructor combines these different meditation styles in his class. I...
The new laundry machine broke, during a load, right before the spin cycle. The door won’t open and some of my clothes are trapped. It makes a death noise. I called the condo mgmt for maintenance on it. The people are friendly enough, but its just a frustrating process. Week 1: Maintenance dudes show up. They do the same troubleshooting process I went through. Door still won’t open....
confessionizer: I’m hesitant to get serious with anyone because I’m holding out for John Krasinski. LULZ.
People need to pickup their dog’s shit! WTF. If I can remember to bring a baggie everytime I take Bruce out, they can too. I’m tired of stepping in poo at night.
When two people part it is the one who is not in love who makes the tender...– Marcel Proust. I immediately thought of those times I’d offered the soft consolatory words, and felt ashamed; then I thought of those times someone had tried to pacify me as they left, and felt freshly wounded. He’s utterly right. (via mills)
victoriaaah: optimisto: jakoblodwick: charlietodd: The Democratic primary in 8 minutes. THIS is web video done right. Wow. I was very surprised by the quality of this video. (Also, I giggled at the LOST intro.)