August 2008
My car is a moody bitch.
So, my car’s alarm system is being stupid. I couldn’t go home after my run. I’m tired, I feel gross, and now I’m stressed.
1. Called mom. Because mom’s always know what to do…. except she didn’t this time. :(
2. Called VW. All their service/parts places are closed because its Sunday and tomorrow is also a holiday so fat chance on getting help from them.
...
Fuck!
I’m stranded at the mall because my car alarm has decided that it doesnt want to turn off & won’t let me start my car. You would think that the fuckin key would overwrite it… but noooo. Fuck Fuck fuck
Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog: Twins? →
petervidani:
Today my dad’s heart will stop beating for the first time in 61 years, under the hand of a man in white of course. I’m not worried, but he did tell me the combination to his safe.
Now I’m looking for other things in the universe that occur every 61 years
I wish him luck and I’ll cross my fingers!
“Honestly fishing line with a sheepshank knot is the best solution. The biggest...”
– “Burin” on hiding an untimely erection. (via lifeofbk),
…I don’t understand. I think?
“One of the things I’ve never tried to do is exploit my Vietnam service to my...”
– John McCain in 1999 (via mattlehrer, noraleah) (via marco)
Miami-Dade Election Outcome :( →
ceallaigh:
All of the commissioners were re-elected. The voter turnout was abysmal. Most people didn’t even know there was a vote going on at all. It seems most people don’t even care. There are 1,170,135 registered voters in Miami Dade. The voter turnout was 160,492.
There was no adversting. At all. If you hadn’t said anything, I wouldn’t have remembered.
No more Robin (Jonas)? →
(via gissi)
This is horrible news. :(
Watchjacobbijani:
Hulu - The Big Idea: Architecture School.
I’m waiting for someone to make a reality show about Graphic Design.
I’ve been waiting for Bravo to make a show for that for ages. Fashion Design, Home Design, Hair Styling, Top Chef… we need one!
Ha ha ha! Did a 10k! I’m gonna go buy some fish at the marina.
Moar Please.
I just finished watching Arrested Development. I want the movie now please. Thank you.
Manny: It's a good thing I wipe down the phone and keyboard with alcohol wipes everyday.
Star: Why?
Manny: The cleaning lady uses the same rag to wipe down everything and at the end she wipes the phones and keyboards. I had to re-wipe everything after she was done.
Star: You should tell her not to touch your keyboard then.
Manny: Nah... I don't want to tell her how to do her job.
Star: But... you don't like it.
Manny: Well, I sorta stop her by putting a magazine over my keyboard when she comes in. Keeps her from my area.
Star: ... How very passive aggressive of you.
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Waking up in Vegas
For 3 days straight, I’ve woken up in the morning thinking I was somewhere else and not able to recognize my own room for a little bit.
This morning, in the dream I was having, I had to prepare a room with a group of people for an event. However, no one showed up to help. So I went back to sleep worried that I would be yelled at for not getting things together.
Maybe I need to start going...
bk: New iPhone Comes Loaded with Photos of the Girl Who Made It [Surprise]
starline: awww that's kinda cool
i like the hat
do you think she'll get in trouble with apple?
bk: she's already dead
starline: :(
“I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a...”
– Thomas Edison
