March 2009
WatchOne of the local newspapers covered the ANTM audition.
Didn’t make it through the next round, but it was a fun adventure. Maybe they’ll let the shorties try again next year. :)
February 2009
Boooooopoop.
I think I messed up the camera guy’s b-roll by waving and looking directly into the lens.
We just staged a cat fight.
(via lifeofbk)
What’s wrong with you?!...
Why Tyra Banks Is Only Casting Short Girls for the... →
sooshi:
Casting begins in Miami tomorrow, if you’re 5’10” and above, don’t bother showing up. Tyra is looking for 5’7” and below. This is going to be interesting since the only model below 5’7” that has reallllly made it is Kate Moss.
Of course its for entertainment purposes only. That’s what makes the show fun. I don’t think real models put up with the stuff that goes on in that show...
Real dolls are creepy as fuck.
Macho Coworker: So what about that film guy? Would you marry him?
Me: Uhh... no. Right now he's just my friend.
Proposal Coworker: Does he have a big one?
Me: That's totally inappropriate!! (Then I turned bright red.)
Proposal Coworker: Now I'll be lonely forever.
Boss: Just get a real doll.
Me: What's a real doll?
....
It doesn't end...
Now I’ve had to explain to everyone in my dept why I wouldn’t marry them either.
Reasons:
Like a brother, and way too nice.
Like a big brother, and also married.
Too macho.
She’s cool, but would boss me around too much.
She likes Twilight.
Ehhhh…. just no.
Believes robots having intelligence is a good thing.
Coworker: Would you marry me?
Me: No... You called me the Scum of the Universe.
Coworker: Aw but I don't think that now.
Me: Yeah I know... I forgive you, and you're ok, but I just don't want to marry you.
I turned down my first marriage proposal today.
Men Now Wearing Tighter Pants to Get Women to... →
sooshi:
That is all.
For the lovely ladies.
sooshi:
Two free OPI nail polishes! Only for U.S. folks.
Andy Richter to Rejoin Conan O’Brien as ‘Tonight... →
ben:
This is the greatest news I’ve heard in several hours! No seriously, this is great.
Why do I feel like Kanye might pop out any second?
fighterofthenightman:
(via scaramouche)
That is in fact a constant fear of mine. He is everywhere.
“Quick, actors. Look sad, and you get to be on camera.”
– Shortpacked
“This is the worst commercial for Wolverine ever.”
– Justin.tv comment.
Oscar Musical #2 Comments:
-Hugh… you look nice in that tux and top hat. :3
-HOLY HIPS Beyonce!!
-Hrm… I need to invest in two dresses. One that makes make my legs look like that. And another that makes my boobs look like that.
-EEEE… High School Musical!! Why am I squeeing? I didn’t watch that movie.
-Why weren’t any Disney songs sung? Those are musicals too.
Can I get an Oscar “Bale” moment? Please? PLEASE?!?
I am happy Wall-E won for Animation. :D (Still should have gotten screenplay though. Humph.)
I want...
walpaper:
To watch every film with the screenplay over it.
Re: Oscar Opening
Ok. Last line of that thing won me over. LOL. “I AM WOLVERINEEEEEEEEE!”
Oscar Opening
I don’t know how I feel about this. :/
Went to bed way to early. Now I’m wide awake.
