Naturally, I'm Worried

April 2009

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“WTF is he doing? White-Lady-Michael-Jackson-Lookin-Ass-Motherfuckin-Nigga…” —Co-worker, discussing Elvis Crespo getting caught masturbating on a plane.

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“Kelly, your birthday is so bad that it’s good…. You know, like Twilight.” —Starline referring to Kelly’s dinner birthday party (via gissi)

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“I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer hungry. It’s called a “Burrito” and it takes forever to swallow but it works.” —Amir (via david)

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